Dear Snappleknt,

I don't know your real name, but your mischievous attempt at trickery was a failure. As I left the Crazy Horse and approached my car from the rear, found your snapple bottle (containing a straw) positioned under my rear passenger side tire. You must try harder next time. I give you an 'A' for audacity since you had to attempt your ruse directly in front of the Alley Bar, Irish Lion, and Crazy Horse; however, I give you an 'F' for the execution. A more clever foe would have put the bottle under the front passenger tire where it would likely be obscured by the body of the vehicle.

-Brian